{"id":9785,"date":"2025-04-18T16:00:00","date_gmt":"2025-04-18T14:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.rimes.fr\/blog\/?post_type=poemes&#038;p=9785"},"modified":"2025-04-18T16:00:00","modified_gmt":"2025-04-18T14:00:00","slug":"invention","status":"publish","type":"poemes","link":"https:\/\/www.rimes.fr\/blog\/poemes\/invention\/","title":{"rendered":"Invention"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Vous avez invent\u00e9 le diable. Il est tr\u00e8s b\u00eate.<br \/>\nIl empoigne les gens par les pieds, par la t\u00eate,<br \/>\nPart, et croit avoir fait quelque chose de beau<br \/>\nEn portant J\u00e9sus-Christ au mont Tibidabo.<br \/>\nIl dit : Je t\u2019offre \u00e7a, la terre. Sois docile. \u2014<br \/>\nIl ne s\u2019est m\u00eame pas aper\u00e7u, l\u2019imb\u00e9cile.<br \/>\nQue celui qu\u2019il a pris par les cheveux, c\u2019est Dieu ;<br \/>\nEt que J\u00e9sus, qui cache \u00e9trangement son jeu,<br \/>\nPourrait lui dire : Affreux jocrisse, pitre immonde,<br \/>\nTu me donnes la terre, \u00e0 moi qui tiens le monde !<\/p>\n<p>Peu de religions, r\u00eavant sur Anank\u00e8,<br \/>\nSavent faire un titan, et le diable est manqu\u00e9.<br \/>\nIl est, \u00e0 n\u2019en parler ici que comme artiste,<br \/>\nPlat et vulgaire ; il fait enrager Jean-Baptiste<br \/>\nEt tente Saint Antoine avec fort peu d\u2019esprit.<br \/>\nC\u2019est le d\u00e9mon ; tremblez. Non, c\u2019est le diable ; on rit.<br \/>\nTrop massif, il se tra\u00eene, ou, trop maigre, il s\u2019efflanque.<br \/>\nBelph\u00e9gor ne ferait pas vivre un saltimbanque ;<br \/>\nBez\u00e9buth, promen\u00e9 de foire en foire, aurait<br \/>\nMoins de succ\u00e8s qu\u2019un loup pris dans une for\u00eat.<br \/>\nQuant \u00e0 moi, si j\u2019\u00e9tais montreur de ph\u00e9nom\u00e8nes,<br \/>\nPour faire \u00e9carquiller les prunelles humaines,<br \/>\nJ\u2019aimerais mieux, plut\u00f4t que Sadoch, nain bougon,<br \/>\nOu Moloch, vieux pantin en forme de dragon,<br \/>\nOu B\u00e9lial soufflant le feu de sa narine,<br \/>\nAvoir un bon lapin savant qui tambourine.<br \/>\nLe gouffre \u00e9tant donn\u00e9, toute l\u2019ombre, et l\u2019horreur<br \/>\nAmoncel\u00e9e autour d\u2019un g\u00e9ant \u00e9claireur,<br \/>\nOn est surpris du peu que votre fable en tire ;<br \/>\nVous n\u2019avez rien trouv\u00e9 de mieux que le satyre.<br \/>\nLe paganisme en lui chez vous est revenu.<br \/>\nToujours le pied fourchu, toujours le front cornu.<br \/>\nToujours la m\u00eame ampoule au dos du m\u00eame gnome.<br \/>\nAveugle, plus, boiteux, c\u2019est l\u00e0 tout le bin\u00f4me.<br \/>\nLucifer, Asmod\u00e9e ; un infirme, un serpent ;<br \/>\nL\u2019un ne voit pas Dieu ; l\u2019autre erre clopin-clopant.<br \/>\nLa maison d\u2019or, \u00e0 Rome, a sur ses vieilles briques<br \/>\nDes fant\u00f4mes qui font des gambades lubriques,<br \/>\nDes nains \u00e0 grosse t\u00eate et d\u2019affreux ch\u00e8vrepieds ;<br \/>\nL\u2019enfer chr\u00e9tien les a simplement copi\u00e9s.<br \/>\nVous avez baptis\u00e9 le faune ; et c\u2019est le diable.<br \/>\nLe vaste m\u00e9content qui tire sur le c\u00e2ble<br \/>\nDe l\u2019univers, et veut casser l\u2019amarre, afin<br \/>\nQue tout rentre au chaos, et que le s\u00e9raphin,<br \/>\nL\u2019\u00e9toile, le ciel, l\u2019homme, et Dieu lui-m\u00eame, roulent<br \/>\nL\u2019un sur l\u2019autre \u00e0 vau-l\u2019eau p\u00eale-m\u00eale, et s\u2019\u00e9croulent ;<br \/>\nLe fourbe qui, pensif, sous J\u00e9hovah cr\u00e9ant,<br \/>\nConstruit la trahison immense du n\u00e9ant ;<br \/>\nL\u2019\u00eatre noir, l\u2019effrayante \u00e2me d\u00e9mesur\u00e9e<br \/>\nQui fait refluer l\u2019ombre ainsi qu\u2019une mar\u00e9e ;<br \/>\nLe parodiste amer et terrible qui prend<br \/>\nL\u2019homme, et qui fait petit tout ce que Dieu fit grand,<br \/>\nCe monstre, ce m\u00e9chant d\u2019une si fi\u00e8re taille<br \/>\nQu\u2019il attend le tonnerre et lui livre bataille,<br \/>\nQu\u2019il a pour plaie au front le mal universel,<br \/>\nEt que tout l\u2019oc\u00e9an n\u2019aurait pas trop de sel<br \/>\nPour sa raillerie \u00e2cre et son rire insondable,<br \/>\nCe colosse encha\u00een\u00e9 sous l\u2019Etna formidable<br \/>\nSe retrouve en vos mains pygm\u00e9e, avec l\u2019ennui<br \/>\nD\u2019avoir la petitesse et la laideur sur lui ;<br \/>\nIl \u00e9tait dans l\u2019Er\u00e8be \u00e9norme ; il est au bagne,<br \/>\nEt se voit une bosse au lieu d\u2019une montagne.<\/p>\n<p>En somme, vous avez fort peu d\u2019invention.<br \/>\nVous refaites le cercle o\u00f9 tournait Ixion.<br \/>\nLa nature a le singe, et l\u2019\u00e9glise a le diable ;<br \/>\nVive le singe ! il est plus gai. Dans votre fable,<br \/>\nLe Capricorne, \u00e9toile, astre, tombe si bas<br \/>\nQu\u2019il n\u2019est plus que le bouc immonde des sabbats ;<br \/>\nL\u2019enfer triste est doubl\u00e9 d\u2019un paradis f\u00e9roce ;<br \/>\nD\u00e9mons, damn\u00e9s, maudits, sont dans la cuve atroce,<br \/>\nLeur tourment fait le ciel plus c\u00e9leste, et le bain<br \/>\nQui les cuit rafra\u00eechit l\u00e0-haut le ch\u00e9rubin ;<br \/>\nMais le d\u00e9mon a beau r\u00f4tir, il est fort terne ;<br \/>\nEt l\u2019on ne comprend pas que dans cette citerne<br \/>\nDu flamboiement sans fond, avec un tel grief<br \/>\nEt tant de haine, Iblis ait si peu de relief.<br \/>\nLa femelle d\u2019Othryx, la pieuvre dont les pattes<br \/>\nSans quitter l\u2019Ararat s\u2019accrochaient aux Carpathes,<br \/>\nEt qui, plongeant sous l\u2019eau, faisait hausser les mers,<br \/>\nN\u2019est plus qu\u2019une nabote aux petits ongles verts,<br \/>\nEt le peuple, qu\u2019au fond votre impuissance blesse,<br \/>\nRit devant la titane avort\u00e9e en diablesse ;<br \/>\nLinus, venant du ciel sur P\u00e9gase, au relai,<br \/>\nTrouve votre sorci\u00e8re enfourchant son balai ;<br \/>\nLa diablerie au moine appara\u00eet, et pullule,<br \/>\nEsp\u00e8ce de vermine, au mur de la cellule ;<br \/>\nMais ces monstres sont vils, ces nains sont plus blafards<br \/>\nQue le lourd sphinx sortant la nuit des n\u00e9nuphars<br \/>\nEt que l\u2019impur crapaud cach\u00e9 sous les broussailles ;<br \/>\nEt l\u2019on dirait que ceux qui firent ces grisailles<br \/>\nEt tous ces \u00e0-peu-pr\u00e8s et tous ces cama\u00efeux<br \/>\nN\u2019ont \u00e9bauch\u00e9 Satan que pour cr\u00e9er Mayeux.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"parent":0,"template":"","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"default","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"default","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"set","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center 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