{"id":3068,"date":"2024-06-13T14:10:02","date_gmt":"2024-06-13T12:10:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.rimes.fr\/blog\/?post_type=poemes&p=3068"},"modified":"2024-06-13T14:10:02","modified_gmt":"2024-06-13T12:10:02","slug":"il-est-mauvais-coucheur","status":"publish","type":"poemes","link":"https:\/\/www.rimes.fr\/blog\/poemes\/il-est-mauvais-coucheur\/","title":{"rendered":"Il est mauvais coucheur"},"content":{"rendered":"

Il est mauvais coucheur et ce m\u2019est une joie
\nDe le bien sentir, lorsqu\u2019il est la fi\u00e8re proie
\nEt le fort commensal du meilleur des sommeils
\nSans fausses couches \u2014 nul besoin ? et sans r\u00e9veils,
\nSi pr\u00e8s, si pr\u00e8s de moi que je crois qu\u2019il me baise,
\nEn quelque sorte, avec son gros v\u00eet que je sens
\nDans mes cuisses et sur mon ventre fr\u00e9missants
\nSi nous nous trouvons face \u00e0 face, et s\u2019il se tourne
\nDe l\u2019autre c\u00f4t\u00e9, tel qu\u2019un bon pain qu\u2019on enfourne
\nSon cul d\u00e9licieusement r\u00eaveur ou non,
\nSoudain, mutin, malin, hutin, putain, son nom
\nDe Dieu de cul, d\u2019ailleurs choy\u00e9, m\u2019entre en le ventre,
\nProvocateur et me rend bandeur comme un chantre,
\nOu si je lui tourne semble vouloir
\nM\u2019enculer ou, si dos \u00e0 dos, son nonchaloir
\nBrutal et gentil colle \u00e0 mes fesses ses fesses,
\nEt mon v\u00eet de bonheur, tu mouilles, puis t\u2019affaises
\nEt rebande et remouille, \u2014 infini dans cet us.<\/p>\n

Heureux moi ? Totus in benigno positus :<\/p>\n

1891.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"parent":0,"template":"","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"default","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"default","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"set","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center 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