TOI<\/p>\n
Bonjour.<\/p>\n
MOI<\/p>\n
Ch\u00e9ri !<\/p>\n
TOI<\/p>\n
J\u2019arrive de bonne heure, pas ?<\/p>\n
MOI<\/p>\n
Pas trop.<\/p>\n
TOI<\/p>\n
Tu n\u2019es jamais content.<\/p>\n
MOI<\/p>\n
C\u2019est vrai, l\u00e0-bas
\nOn fait queue et c\u2019est long. Puis aujourd\u2019hui l\u2019on fouille,
\nJe sais, jeudi ! \u00c7a prend du temps.<\/p>\n
TOI<\/p>\n
Et l\u2019on farfouille
\nEt l\u2019on trifouille, et toi, tu bafouilles. Le mieux,
\nPour \u00e9viter tout \u00e7a, serait, mon pauvre vieux,
\nMoi, ne plus venir ni jeudi ni dimanche.
\nTiens, au fait, de ne plus venir du tout, bath flanche !<\/p>\n
MOI<\/p>\n
M\u00e9chante !<\/p>\n
TOI<\/p>\n
Et comment va !<\/p>\n
MOI<\/p>\n
Mieux.<\/p>\n
TOI<\/p>\n
Tant pis, l\u2019Infernal !<\/p>\n
MOI<\/p>\n
Mieux depuis que t\u2019es l\u00e0.<\/p>\n
TOI<\/p>\n
Zut avec ton banal,
\nTon vulgaire \u00ab depuis que t\u2019es l\u00e0 \u00bb.<\/p>\n
MOI<\/p>\n
C\u2019est que, c\u2019est que\u2026<\/p>\n
TOI<\/p>\n
C\u2019est que : c\u2019est que, tu m\u2019as l\u2019air\u2026 c\u2019est que\u2026 Zut ! avecque
\nTes boniments toujours les m\u00eames.<\/p>\n
MOI<\/p>\n
C\u2019est mon c\u0153ur
\nQui parle. \u00d4 oui ! Toi pas l\u00e0, je meurs de langueur.
\ntoi<\/p>\n
As-tu fini ?<\/p>\n
MOI<\/p>\n
Pourquoi toujours dure ?<\/p>\n
TOI<\/p>\n
Eh, je blague !
\nT\u2019es b\u00eate, quand je ris, tu geins, toi, t\u2019as du vague
\n\u00c0 l\u2019\u00e2me. Que c\u2019est dr\u00f4le ! Un homme comme toi
\nQu\u2019on dit spirituel, tr\u00e8s b\u00eate aupr\u00e8s de moi.<\/p>\n
MOI<\/p>\n
Tiens, devant toi, j\u2019ai comme peur\u2026<\/p>\n
TOI<\/p>\n
Je suis si belle ?
\nPour changer, tu re\u00e7ois, dis, un tel, une telle,
\nUne telle, un tel, tu sais que je le d\u00e9fends
\nAbsolument de les recevoir et te rends,
\nS\u2019ils viennent, responsable, et, pour ta p\u00e9nitence,
\nTu ne me verras plus jamais.<\/p>\n
MOI<\/p>\n
J\u2019\u2026<\/p>\n
toi<\/p>\n
\u00d4 rousp\u00e9tance
\nD\u00e9testable ! Ne r\u00e9ponds pas et fais le mort.
\nJe ne veux pas ici de ces gens-l\u00e0.
\nmoi<\/p>\n
D\u2019accord,
\nL\u00e0, j\u2019ob\u00e9is,<\/p>\n
TOI<\/p>\n
Bien s\u00fbr ?<\/p>\n
MOI<\/p>\n
Oui.<\/p>\n
TOI<\/p>\n
Cette femme ignoble,
\nJe lui ferais une conduite de Grenoble
\nTelle qu\u2019elle s\u2019en souviendrait en Paradis !
\nQuant aux autres\u2026<\/p>\n
MOI<\/p>\n
Je les consigne, je le dis.<\/p>\n
TOI<\/p>\n
C\u2019est qu\u2019avec toi je suis toujours sur le qui-vive.
\nT\u2019es gentil quand moi l\u00e0, moi pas l\u00e0, tout arrive !
\nMonsieur fait son fendant, il se laisse mener.
\nIl dit du mal de moi\u2026<\/p>\n
MOI<\/p>\n
\u00c7\u00e0, non !<\/p>\n
TOI<\/p>\n
Va donc cr\u00e2ner !
\nMais assez \u2014 t\u2019es mignon \u2014 de mines furieuses.
\nEmbrasse\u2026 Et causons de choses plus s\u00e9rieuses.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"parent":0,"template":"","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"default","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"default","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"set","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}}},"annee":[263],"poems-book":[262],"poemes-theme":[],"poete":[240],"class_list":["post-3048","poemes","type-poemes","status-publish","hentry","annee-263","poems-book-dans-les-limbes","poete-paul-verlaine"],"yoast_head":"\n