{"id":2970,"date":"2024-06-13T12:05:05","date_gmt":"2024-06-13T10:05:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.rimes.fr\/blog\/?post_type=poemes&p=2970"},"modified":"2024-06-13T12:05:05","modified_gmt":"2024-06-13T10:05:05","slug":"tu-bois-cest-hideux-presque-autant-que-moi","status":"publish","type":"poemes","link":"https:\/\/www.rimes.fr\/blog\/poemes\/tu-bois-cest-hideux-presque-autant-que-moi\/","title":{"rendered":"Tu bois, c\u2019est hideux ! presque autant que moi"},"content":{"rendered":"

Tu bois, c\u2019est hideux ! presque autant que moi.
\nJe bois, c\u2019est honteux, presque plus que toi,
\nCe n\u2019est plus ce qu\u2019on appelle une vie\u2026
\nAh ! la femme, fol, fol est qui s\u2019y fie !<\/p>\n

Les hommes, bravo ! c\u2019est fier et soumis,
\nOn peut s\u2019y fier, voil\u00e0 des amis !
\nNous buvons, mais, vous mesdames, l\u2019ivresse
\nVous va moins qu\u2019\u00e0 nous, \u2014 te change en tigresse.<\/p>\n

Moi tout au plus en un simple cochon ;
\nQuelque id\u00e9al sot dans mon cabochon,
\nQuelque b\u00eatise en sus, quelque sottise
\nEn outre, \u2014 mais toi, la fain\u00e9antise,<\/p>\n

La m\u00e9chancet\u00e9, l\u2019obstination,
\nUn peu le vice et beaucoup l\u2019option,
\nPour \u00eatre plus folle, sur ma parole !
\nQue ma folie \u00e0 moi d\u00e9j\u00e0 si folle.<\/p>\n

Ces r\u00e9flexions me co\u00fbtent beaucoup,
\nMais ce soir je suis d\u2019une humeur de loup.
\nExcuse, si mon discours va si rogue,
\nMais ce soir je suis d\u2019une humeur de dogue.<\/p>\n

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .<\/p>\n

Bah ! buvons pas trop (s\u2019il nous est possible),
\nMa bouche est un trou, la tienne est un crible.
\nDieu saura bien reconna\u00eetre les siens.
\nMorale : surtout baisons-nous \u2014 et viens !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"parent":0,"template":"","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"default","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"default","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"set","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}}},"annee":[198],"poems-book":[256],"poemes-theme":[],"poete":[240],"class_list":["post-2970","poemes","type-poemes","status-publish","hentry","annee-198","poems-book-chansons-pour-elle","poete-paul-verlaine"],"yoast_head":"\nTu bois, c\u2019est hideux ! 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