{"id":1970,"date":"2024-02-22T20:14:35","date_gmt":"2024-02-22T19:14:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.rimes.fr\/blog\/?post_type=poemes&#038;p=1970"},"modified":"2024-02-22T20:14:35","modified_gmt":"2024-02-22T19:14:35","slug":"limprevu","status":"publish","type":"poemes","link":"https:\/\/www.rimes.fr\/blog\/poemes\/limprevu\/","title":{"rendered":"L\u2019Impr\u00e9vu"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Harpagon qui veillait son p\u00e8re agonisant,<br \/>\nSe dit, r\u00eaveur, devant ces l\u00e8vres d\u00e9j\u00e0 blanches :<br \/>\n\u00ab Nous avons au grenier un nombre suffisant,<br \/>\nCe me semble, de vieilles planches ? \u00bb<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e9lim\u00e8ne roucoule et dit : \u00ab Mon c\u0153ur est bon,<br \/>\nEt naturellement, Dieu m\u2019a faite tr\u00e8s-belle. \u00bb<br \/>\n\u2014 Son c\u0153ur ! c\u0153ur racorni, fum\u00e9 comme un jambon,<br \/>\nRecuit \u00e0 la flamme \u00e9ternelle !<\/p>\n<p>Un gazetier fumeux, qui se croit un flambeau,<br \/>\nDit au pauvre, qu\u2019il a noy\u00e9 dans les t\u00e9n\u00e8bres :<br \/>\n\u00ab O\u00f9 donc l\u2019aper\u00e7ois-tu, ce cr\u00e9ateur du Beau,<br \/>\nCe Redresseur que tu c\u00e9l\u00e8bres ? \u00bb<\/p>\n<p>Mieux que tous, je connais certain voluptueux<br \/>\nQui b\u00e2ille nuit et jour, et se lamente et pleure,<br \/>\nR\u00e9p\u00e9tant, l\u2019impuissant et le fat : \u00ab Oui, je veux<br \/>\n\u00catre vertueux, dans une heure ! \u00bb<\/p>\n<p>L\u2019Horloge \u00e0 son tour, dit \u00e0 voix basse : \u00ab Il est m\u00fbr,<br \/>\nLe damn\u00e9 ! J\u2019avertis en vain la chair infecte.<br \/>\nL\u2019homme est aveugle, sourd, fragile comme un mur<br \/>\nQu\u2019habite et que ronge un insecte ! \u00bb<\/p>\n<p>Et puis, quelqu\u2019un para\u00eet, que tous avaient ni\u00e9,<br \/>\nEt qui leur dit, railleur et fier : \u00ab Dans mon ciboire,<br \/>\nVous avez, que je crois, assez communi\u00e9,<br \/>\n\u00c0 la joyeuse Messe noire ?<\/p>\n<p>Chacun de vous m\u2019a fait un temple dans son c\u0153ur ;<br \/>\nVous avez, en secret, bais\u00e9 ma fesse immonde !<br \/>\nReconnaissez Satan \u00e0 son rire vainqueur,<br \/>\n\u00c9norme et laid comme le monde !<\/p>\n<p>Avez-vous donc pu croire, hypocrites surpris,<br \/>\nQu\u2019on se moque du ma\u00eetre, et qu\u2019avec lui l\u2019on triche,<br \/>\nEt qu\u2019il soit naturel de recevoir deux prix,<br \/>\nD\u2019aller au Ciel et d\u2019\u00eatre riche ?<\/p>\n<p>Il faut que le gibier paye le vieux chasseur<br \/>\nQui se morfond longtemps \u00e0 l\u2019aff\u00fbt de la proie.<br \/>\nJe vais vous emporter \u00e0 travers l\u2019\u00e9paisseur,<br \/>\nCompagnons de ma triste joie,<\/p>\n<p>\u00c0 travers l\u2019\u00e9paisseur de la terre et du roc,<br \/>\n\u00c0 travers les amas confus de votre cendre,<br \/>\nDans un palais aussi grand que moi, d\u2019un seul bloc,<br \/>\nEt qui n\u2019est pas de pierre tendre ;<\/p>\n<p>Car il est fait avec l\u2019universel P\u00e9ch\u00e9,<br \/>\nEt contient mon orgueil, ma douleur et ma gloire ! \u00bb<br \/>\n\u2014 Cependant, tout en haut de l\u2019univers juch\u00e9,<br \/>\nUn Ange sonne la victoire<\/p>\n<p>De ceux dont le c\u0153ur dit : \u00ab Que b\u00e9ni soit ton fouet,<br \/>\nSeigneur ! que la douleur, \u00f4 P\u00e8re, soit b\u00e9nie !<br \/>\nMon \u00e2me dans tes mains n\u2019est pas un vain jouet,<br \/>\nEt ta prudence est infinie. \u00bb<\/p>\n<p>Le son de la trompette est si d\u00e9licieux,<br \/>\nDans ces soirs solennels de c\u00e9lestes vendanges,<br \/>\nQu\u2019il s\u2019infiltre comme une extase dans tous ceux<br \/>\nDont elle chante les 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