J’ai vendu du mouron
\nMais \u00e7a n’a pas march\u00e9
\nJ’ai vendu des cravates
\nLes gens \u00e9taient fauch\u00e9s
\nJ’ai vendu des ciseaux
\nEt des lames de rasoir
\nDes peignes en corozo
\nDes limes et des hachoirs
\nJ’ai essay\u00e9 les fraises
\nJ’ai t\u00e2t\u00e9 du muguet
\nJ’ai rempaill\u00e9 des chaises
\nR\u00e9par\u00e9 des bidets
\nJe tirais ma charrette
\nSur le mauvais pav\u00e9
\nJ’allais perdre la t\u00eate
\nMais j’ai enfin trouv\u00e9<\/p>\n
Je roule en Cadillac dans les rues de Paris
\nDepuis que j’ai compris la vie
\nJ’ai un petit h\u00f4tel, trois domestiques et un chauffeur
\nEt les flics me saluent comme un des leurs
\nJe vends des canons
\nDes courts et des longs
\nDes grands et des petits
\nJ’en ai \u00e0 tous les prix
\nY a toujours amateur pour ces d\u00e9licats instruments
\nJe suis marchand d’canons venez me voir pour vos enfants
\nCanons \u00e0 vendre !<\/p>\n
Avec votre ferraille
\nOn forge ces engins
\nQui foutront la pagaille
\nParmi ceux du voisin
\n\u00c7a donne de l’ouvrage
\nA tous les ouvriers
\nEt chacun envisage
\nDe fonder un foyer
\nPour se faire des finances
\nOn fabrique des lardons
\nOn touche l’assurance
\nEt les allocations
\n\u00c7a n’a pas d’importance
\nCar lorsqu’ils seront grands
\nIls iront, en cadence
\nCrever pour quelques francs<\/p>\n
Je vendais des canons dans les rues de la terre
\nMais mon commerce a trop march\u00e9
\nJ’ai fait faire des affaires \u00e0 tous les fabricants d’cimeti\u00e8res
\nMais moi maint’nant je me retrouve \u00e0 pied
\nTous mes bons clients
\nSont morts en chantant
\nEt seul dans la vie
\nJe vais sans souci
\nAu coin des vieilles rues, le coeur content, le pied l\u00e9ger
\nJe danse la carmagnole, y a plus personne sur le pav\u00e9
\nCanons en solde !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"parent":0,"template":"","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"default","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"default","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"set","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}}},"annee":[],"poems-book":[],"poemes-theme":[],"poete":[723],"class_list":["post-15904","poemes","type-poemes","status-publish","hentry","poete-boris-vian"],"yoast_head":"\n