{"id":15893,"date":"2025-05-18T19:30:05","date_gmt":"2025-05-18T17:30:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.rimes.fr\/blog\/?post_type=poemes&#038;p=15893"},"modified":"2025-05-18T19:30:05","modified_gmt":"2025-05-18T17:30:05","slug":"jsuis-snob","status":"publish","type":"poemes","link":"https:\/\/www.rimes.fr\/blog\/poemes\/jsuis-snob\/","title":{"rendered":"J&rsquo;suis snob"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>J\u00b4suis snob&#8230; J\u00b4suis snob<br \/>\nC\u00b4est vraiment l\u00b4seul d\u00e9faut que j\u00b4gobe<br \/>\n\u00c7a demande des mois d\u00b4turbin<br \/>\nC\u00b4est une vie de gal\u00e9rien<br \/>\nMais lorsque je sors avec Hildegard<br \/>\nC&rsquo;est toujours moi qu&rsquo;on r&rsquo;gard&rsquo;<br \/>\nJ\u00b4suis snob&#8230; Foutrement snob<br \/>\nTous mes amis le sont<br \/>\nOn est snobs et c\u00b4est bon<\/p>\n<p>Chemises d\u00b4organdi, chaussures de z\u00e9bu<br \/>\nCravate d\u00b4Italie et m\u00e9chant complet vermoulu<br \/>\nUn rubis au doigt&#8230; de pied, 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