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Il s’est lev\u00e9 \u00e0 mon approche
\nDebout, il \u00e9tait plus petit
\nJe me suis dit c’est dans la poche
\nCe mignon-l\u00e0, c’est pour mon lit
\nIl m’arrivait jusqu’\u00e0 l’\u00e9paule
\nMais il \u00e9tait r\u00e2bl\u00e9 comme tout
\nIl m’a suivie jusqu’\u00e0 ma piaule
\nEt j’ai cri\u00e9 vas-y mon loup<\/p>\n

Fais-moi mal, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny
\nEnvole-moi au ciel… zoum!
\nFais-moi mal, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny
\nMoi j’aim’ l’amour qui fait boum!<\/p>\n

Il n’avait plus que ses chaussettes
\nDes bell’ jaunes avec des raies bleues
\nIl m’a regard\u00e9 d’un oeil b\u00eate
\nIl comprenait rien, le malheureux
\nEt il m’a dit l’air d\u00e9sol\u00e9
\nJe n’ferais pas d’mal \u00e0 une mouche
\nIl m’\u00e9nervait! Je l’ai gifl\u00e9
\nEt j’ai grinc\u00e9 d’un air farouche<\/p>\n

Fais-moi mal, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny
\nJe n’suis pas une mouche… Bzzzzzzzz!
\nFais-moi mal, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny
\nMoi j’aim’ l’amour qui fait boum!<\/p>\n

Voyant qu’il ne s’excitait gu\u00e8re
\nJe l’ai insult\u00e9 sauvagement
\nJ’lui ai donn\u00e9 tous les noms d’la terre
\nEt encor’ d’aut’s bien moins courants
\n\u00c7a l’a r\u00e9veill\u00e9 aussi sec
\nEt il m’a dit arr\u00eate ton charre
\nTu m’prends vraiment pour un pauve mec
\nJ’vais t’en r’filer, d’la s\u00e9rie noire<\/p>\n

Tu m’fais mal, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny
\nPas avec des pieds… Si.!
\nTu m’fais mal, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny
\nJ’aim’ pas l’amour qui fait bing!<\/p>\n

Il a remis sa p’tite chemise
\nSon p’tit complet, ses p’tits souliers
\nIl est descendu l’escalier
\nEn m’laissant une \u00e9paule d\u00e9mise
\nPour des voyous de cette esp\u00e8ce
\nC’est bien la peine qu’on paie des frais
\nMaintenant, j’ai des bleus plein les fesses
\nEt plus jamais je ne dirai<\/p>\n

Fais-moi mal, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny
\nEnvole-moi au ciel… zoum!
\nFais-moi mal, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny
\nMoi j’aim’ l’amour qui fait 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