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Elle s’appelle Marie-France, elle a tout juste vingt ans
\nEt elle vient d’\u00e9pouser un inspecteur des finances
\nUn jeune homme tr\u00e8s brillant, qui a beaucoup d’esp\u00e9rances
\nMais depuis son mariage, chacun dit en la voyant :<\/p>\n

Bourr\u00e9e de complexes
\nElle a bien chang\u00e9<\/p>\n

Faut la faire psychanalyser
\nChez un docteur pour la d\u00e9barrasser
\nDe ses complexes \u00e0 tout casser
\nSinon elle deviendra cingl\u00e9e<\/p>\n

Elle s’ennuie tout le jour dans son bel appartement
\nEt pour passer le temps, elle \u00e9l\u00e8ve dans sa baignoire
\nDes t\u00eatards et le soir quand son mari est rentr\u00e9
\nElle pr\u00e9f\u00e8re s’enfermer avec ses invert\u00e9br\u00e9s<\/p>\n

Bourr\u00e9e de complexes
\nElle est d\u00e9rang\u00e9e<\/p>\n

Il n’y a rien \u00e0 esp\u00e9rer
\nIl n’y a vraiment qu’\u00e0 la laisser crever
\nTout \u00e7a pas’ qu’elle a \u00e9pous\u00e9
\nUn coqu’licot d\u00e9j\u00e0 fan\u00e9<\/p>\n

Elle s’est inscrite au Racing pour y apprendre \u00e0 nager
\nLes t\u00eatards t\u00f4t ou tard ont fini par l’inspirer
\nEt l\u00e0-bas un beau soir, elle a enfin rencontr\u00e9
\nUn sportif, un mastard, un costaud bien baraqu\u00e9<\/p>\n

Bourr\u00e9 de complexes
\nEt tout a chang\u00e9<\/p>\n

Car il est v’nu vivre chez eux
\nEt l’ coqu’licot soudain s’est senti mieux
\nAyant repris toute sa vigueur
\nIl a enlev\u00e9 le ma\u00eetre nageur.<\/p>\n

Adieu les complexes
\nFinis les complexes
\nElle a chang\u00e9 d’ sexe
\nTout est arrang\u00e9<\/p>\n","protected":false},"parent":0,"template":"","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"default","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"default","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"set","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center 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