{"id":15004,"date":"2025-05-12T01:39:43","date_gmt":"2025-05-11T23:39:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.rimes.fr\/blog\/?post_type=poemes&#038;p=15004"},"modified":"2025-05-12T01:39:43","modified_gmt":"2025-05-11T23:39:43","slug":"lundi-rue-christine","status":"publish","type":"poemes","link":"https:\/\/www.rimes.fr\/blog\/poemes\/lundi-rue-christine\/","title":{"rendered":"Lundi rue Christine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>La m\u00e8re de la concierge et la concierge laisseront tout passer<br \/>\nSi tu es un homme tu m\u2019accompagneras ce soir<br \/>\nIl suffirait qu\u2019un type maint\u00eent la porte coch\u00e8re<br \/>\nPendant que l\u2019autre monterait<\/p>\n<p>Trois bec de gaz allum\u00e9s<br \/>\nLa patronne est poitrinaire<br \/>\nQuand tu auras fini nous jouerons une partie de jacquet<br \/>\nUn chef d\u2019orchestre qui a mal \u00e0 la gorge<br \/>\nQuand tu viendras \u00e0 Tunis je te ferai fumer du kief<\/p>\n<p>\u00c7a a l\u2019air de rimer<\/p>\n<p>Des piles de 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