{"id":14102,"date":"2025-05-10T00:42:52","date_gmt":"2025-05-09T22:42:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.rimes.fr\/blog\/?post_type=poemes&p=14102"},"modified":"2025-05-10T00:42:52","modified_gmt":"2025-05-09T22:42:52","slug":"a-charles-garnier","status":"publish","type":"poemes","link":"https:\/\/www.rimes.fr\/blog\/poemes\/a-charles-garnier\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00c0 Charles Garnier"},"content":{"rendered":"

R\u00c9PONSE \u00c0 UNE INVITATION \u00c0 D\u00ceNER<\/em><\/p>\n

Garnier, grand ma\u00eetre du fronton,
\nDe l\u2019astragale et du feston,
\nDemain, l\u00e2chant l\u00e0 mon planton,
\nDu fond de mon lointain canton
\nJ\u2019arriverai, tardif pi\u00e9ton,
\nAidant mes pas de mon b\u00e2ton,
\nEt pr\u00e9c\u00e9d\u00e9 d\u2019un mirliton,
\nDuilius du feuilleton,
\nPrendre part \u00e0 ton gueuleton,
\nQu\u2019arrosera le piqueton.
\nSans gants, sans faux col en carton,
\nSans poitrail \u00e0 la Beno\u00eeton,
\nEt sans diamants au bouton,
\nCe qui serait de mauvais ton,
\nJe viendrai, porteur d\u2019un veston
\nJadis couleur de hanneton,
\nSous mon plus ancien hoqueton.
\nQe ce soit poule ou caneton,
\nPerdreaux truff\u00e9s ou miroton,
\nBarbue ou hachis de mouton,
\nP\u00e2t\u00e9 de veau froid ou de thon,
\nNids d\u2019hirondelles de Canton,
\nOu gousse d\u2019ail sur un croiton,
\nPain bis, galette ou panaton,
\nFromage \u00e0 la pie ou stilton,
\nCidre ou pale-ale de Burton,
\nVin de Brie ou branne-mouton,
\nPedro-jimen\u00e8s ou corton,
\nChez Lucullus ou chez Caton,
\nAvalant tout comme un glouton,
\nJe m\u2019en mettrai jusqu\u2019au menton,
\nSans laisser un seul rogaton
\nPour la desserte au marmiton.
\nPendant ce banquet de Platon,
\nM\u00ealant Ath\u00e8ne \u00e0 Charenton,
\nOn parlera de Wellington
\nEt du soldat de Marathon,
\nD\u2019Aspasie et de Mousqueton,
\nDu dernier r\u00f4le de Berton,
\nDu Pr\u00eatre-Jean et du Santon,
\nDe jupe \u00e0 tra\u00eene et de chiton,
\nDe Monaco pr\u00e8s de Menton,
\nDe Naple et du ministre Acton,
\nDe la Sir\u00e8ne et du Triton,
\nD\u2019Overbeeck et de Bonnington ;
\nChacun lancera son dicton,
\nTombant du char de Pha\u00e9ton
\nAux locomotives Crampton,
\nDe l\u2019Iliade \u00e0 l\u2019Oncle Tom,
\nDe Paul de Kock \u00e0 M\u00e9lanchthon,
\nEt de Babylone \u00e0 Boston.
\nDans le bruit, comment saura-t-on
\nSi l\u2019on parle basque ou teuton,
\nHaut-allemand ou bas-breton ?
\nPuis, vidant un dernier rhyton,
\nLe t\u00e9nor ou le baryton,
\nPlus faux qu\u2019un cornet \u00e0 piston,
\nQu\u2019une cr\u00e9celle ou qu\u2019un jeton,
\nS\u2019accompagnant du barbiton,
\nSur l\u2019air de Ton taine ton ton,
\nChantera Philis et Gothon,
\nJusqu\u2019\u00e0 l\u2019heure o\u00f9 le vieux Tithon
\n\u00d4te son bonnet de coton.
\nMais c\u2019est trop pousser ce centon
\n\u00c0 la mani\u00e8re d\u2019Hamilton,
\nO\u00f9, voulant ne rimer qu\u2019en ton,
\nJ\u2019ai pris pour muse Jeanneton ;
\nDans mon fauteuil \u00e0 capiton,
\nEn casaque de molleton,
\nJe m\u2019endors et je signe : Ton ami TH\u00c9OPHILE GAUTIER.<\/em><\/p>\n

28 octobre 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