{"id":10369,"date":"2025-04-21T16:33:07","date_gmt":"2025-04-21T14:33:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.rimes.fr\/blog\/?post_type=poemes&#038;p=10369"},"modified":"2025-04-21T16:33:07","modified_gmt":"2025-04-21T14:33:07","slug":"2-janvier-1870","status":"publish","type":"poemes","link":"https:\/\/www.rimes.fr\/blog\/poemes\/2-janvier-1870\/","title":{"rendered":"2 janvier 1870"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nous devenons bon prince et nous changeons de sph\u00e8re.<br \/>\nL\u2019empire est lib\u00e9ral. Diable ! qu\u2019allons-nous faire<br \/>\nDe tous les vieux gr\u00e9dins du coup d\u2019\u00e9tat ? J\u00e9sus !<br \/>\nLes vendre ? quel rabais ! comme on perdrait dessus !<br \/>\nLe Deux-D\u00e9cembre est mort. Le Deux-Janvier l\u2019enterre.<br \/>\nIls sont tous l\u00e0, Pi\u00e9tri, -Fleury ; bon militaire,<br \/>\nQuentin-Bauchart, Haussmann, en pleurs, les goussets pleins.<br \/>\nH\u00e9las ! irons-nous perdre aux bois ces orphelins ?<br \/>\nLa for\u00eat d\u00e9 Bondy pourrait les reconna\u00eetre.<br \/>\nMais eux, quel abandon ! Pourquoi Dieu fit-il na\u00eetre<br \/>\nTous ces pauvres coquins dont pas un n\u2019est r\u00e9pu,<br \/>\nPuisq\u00f9\u2019il voulait jouer au crime interrompu !<br \/>\nL\u2019esclave us\u00e9 n\u2019est point d\u2019une bonne d\u00e9faite :<br \/>\nUn vieux pr\u00e9fet orn\u00e9 de sa vieille pr\u00e9f\u00e8te<br \/>\nFait aux passants l\u2019effet d\u2019un ancien falbala.<br \/>\nOn ne vend point Rouland comme on vendrait Lola.<br \/>\nFerez-vous acheter bien cher par le Kh\u00e9dive<br \/>\nSuin mirant aux lacs bleus sa beaut\u00e9 \u2019maladive ?<br \/>\nRouher en femme, certe, aurait beauc\u00f4up d\u2019appas,<br \/>\nMais faites-moi sultan ; et je n\u2019en voudrai pas.<br \/>\nFaut-il mettre au s\u00e9rail ou bien mettre \u00e0 la broche<br \/>\nCette grasse blancheur qui s\u2019appelle Baroche ?<br \/>\nPour l\u2019oreille aussi bien que pour le traquenard,<br \/>\nUn reste d\u2019Espinasse est visible en Pinard,<br \/>\nLe n\u00e9gocierez-vous ? Ce sont vos odalisques ;<br \/>\nMais au march\u00e9 d\u2019Alep, la ville aux \u2019ob\u00e9lisques,<br \/>\nLe turc obsc\u00e8ne exige un plus joli b\u00e9tail.<br \/>\nQuand m\u00eame il cacherait derri\u00e8re l\u2019\u00e9ventail<br \/>\nSon ceil noir enflamm\u00e9 d\u2019une fureur jalouse,<br \/>\nGrandperret n\u2019aura pas le flou d\u2019une andalouse.<br \/>\nA vos soudards fan\u00e9s, \u00e0 vos v\u00e9t\u00e9rans saurs.<br \/>\nCroit-on qu\u2019Abdul-Azis offre des huit ressorts ?<br \/>\nRigolboche et Toinon feraient mieux son affaire.<br \/>\nO\u00f9 caser un h\u00e9ros fourbu qui se d\u00e9ferre ?<br \/>\nPersonne n\u2019en voudra. Pas m\u00eame un maquignon.<br \/>\nCe qui fut hier chance est \u2019aujourd\u2019hui guignon.<br \/>\nTel est le sort. Maupas a perd\u00f9 tous\u2019 ses charmes.<br \/>\nNul ne jette un regard d\u2019amour aux vieux gendarmes.<br \/>\nAlignez d\u2019un c\u00f4t\u00e9 du bazar un troupeau<br \/>\nD\u2019anciens sabreurs sans dents en culotte de peau,<br \/>\nUn tas d\u2019hommes d\u2019\u00e9tat, f\u00eal\u00e9s, hors de service,<br \/>\nFaisant une grimace affreuse et tendre au vice,<br \/>\nForeys, Palikaos, Chaix-d\u2019Est-Anges, Marnas,<br \/>\nQue les bagnes un jour reprendront aux s\u00e9nats,<\/p>\n<p>Bavards brod\u00e9s, tueurs dor\u00e9s, gueux et ganaches,<br \/>\nPortant tous les m\u00e9pris avec tous les panaches ;<br \/>\nPuis de l\u2019autre c\u00f4t\u00e9 mettez un fol essaim<br \/>\nDe jeunes belles point avares de leur sein,<br \/>\nMontrant leur torse ainsi qu\u2019Astart\u00e9 dans la Bible,<br \/>\nEt d\u00e9pensant le plus de nudit\u00e9 possible<br \/>\nA l\u2019\u00e9blouissement des passants enivr\u00e9s,<br \/>\nEt maintenant prenez. l\u2019homme que vous voudrez,<br \/>\nJe gage Persigny contre Fialin que l\u2019homme<br \/>\nOffrira, quel qu\u2019il soit, une plus forte somme<br \/>\nPour les nez retrouss\u00e9s que pour les cr\u00e2nes nus,<br \/>\nEt, lascif, \u00e0 Parieu pr\u00e9f\u00e9rera V\u00e9nus.<br \/>\nAphrodite voguant blonde et rose en sa conque<br \/>\n\u00c9clipsera toujours un Mimerel quelconque ;<br \/>\nTout le conseil d\u2019\u00e9tat qu\u2019on paie un million<\/p>\n<p>Serait cot\u00e9 deux sous \u00e0 l\u2019h\u00f4tel Bullion,<br \/>\nL\u2019empereur aurait beau leur dire \u00e0 tous ma ch\u00e8re !<br \/>\nIls r\u00e9ussiraient moins que Trinette \u00e0 l\u2019ench\u00e8re,<br \/>\nQuoique le coup d\u2019\u00e9tat leur ait pris le menton ;<br \/>\nEt Zangiacomi ne vaut pas Margoton.<br \/>\nHabillez Gilardin en jeune mari\u00e9e,<br \/>\nPuis essayez d\u2019aller le vendre \u00e0 la cri\u00e9e !<br \/>\nJe doute que Barnum offre un prix insens\u00e9.<br \/>\nBrocantez Canrobert. Quot libras in duce ? 82<br \/>\nNubar -l\u2019\u00e9gyptien est un mortel lubrique,.<br \/>\nJ\u2019y consens, mais j\u2019ai beau t\u00e2cher d\u2019\u00eatre lyrique,<br \/>\nje ne vois pas d\u2019ici Nubar faire joujou<br \/>\nAvec Bonjean voulant un meuble en acajou.<br \/>\nJ\u2019ouvre un concours, j\u2019y mets mademoiselle Fiocre,<br \/>\nBoudet en maillot rose y sera m\u00e9diocre,<br \/>\nEt Larabit fort laid, quand m\u00eame Larabit<br \/>\n\u00d4terait sa culotte en gardant son habit.<br \/>\nJe craindrai pour l\u2019Huys beaucoup de c\u0153urs de roche<br \/>\nEt fort peu d\u2019acheteurs, h\u00e9las, si l\u2019on rapproche<br \/>\nDu frais museau d\u2019Anna le grouin de l\u2019Huys.<br \/>\nPensez-vous qu\u2019une foule aux regards \u00e9blouis<br \/>\nIra darder sa flamme et braquer ses lorgnettes<br \/>\nSur Delesvaux cambr\u00e9 cognant des castagnettes ?<br \/>\nJeanne avec son cancan fera sur un pacha<br \/>\nPlus d\u2019effet que Pi\u00e9tri dansant la cachucha.<br \/>\nEntre Ida fra\u00eeche \u00e9close et Nisard qui se g\u00e2te,<br \/>\nQui donc h\u00e9siterait ? Et moi qui parle, en h\u00e2te,<br \/>\nCertes, je donnerais, malgr\u00e9 leur teint bruni,<br \/>\nGoyon, Korte et Leboeuf pour Blanche d\u2019Antigny.<\/p>\n<p>H. H. 2 janvier 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